If you could drop anyone into a volcano...

After an exuberant Dodgers game, a carload of us played the "if you could have a teradachtyl drop anyone you wanted into a volcano, who would you have dropped into the volcano" game. Admittedly, at least two of the people in car had consumed enough beer to make this more fun for them than the two of us who were sober. Still, being one of the sober ones I still thought it was a memorable conversation. We played a similar game with Ally and Rachel's history teacher while we were sitting around at a school fundraiser on Saturday. "If you could put anyone into a raft, set it off to sea, never to be seen again, who would you send? What is your reasoning for that choice?" Among his choices: Jay Leno, Paris Hilton, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Paula Abdul, Steve from Blue's Clues Among my choices: Ann Coulter, Al Franken, Miley Cyrus, Ryan Seacrest, Lindsey Lohan, Tara Reid, Elliott Spitzer (Can you imagine Ann Coulter and Al Franken having to live with one another on the open sea for weeks on end? I would pay cash to watch that reality show. Mr. Spence wanted to see Bill and Hillary have to live face to face on a boat instead of in separate houses in separate states.) Suggestions?